K-Roll's Ugliest Cars of 2018!!

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 12/12/2018 at 11:45 • Filed to: debate

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Five years ago, one of my earliest and close- to first posts consisted of what I believed were the ugliest cars as of 2013. I’m moving forwards in time and giving you my top 10 ugliest cars, announced or for sale as of 2018! *In no particular order*

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*The original post for nostalgia*

10-McLaren Senna

Don’t get me wrong, function over form is a great thing....sometimes. And certain aspects of the cars design are elegant and downright awesome. It’s just the whole package (wing included) that kills it for me.

9-BMW X7

Kidney Cancer at it’s all-time worst. Can’t wait for a “rapper” or affluent individual of an origin to request a pink one. If it’s someone in the Middle East, I’ll be able to make “ Sultan of Swine” jokes.

8-Lamborghini Urus

It’s just ugly. Donked from the factory, nothing about this is attractive; nor are the eventual chrome and other gaudy wraps and mods that’ll be coming soon......wait.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

7-Chevy Camaro (2019 Facelift)

This is what happens when you let Michael Bay design a car.

6-Toyota Avalon (in any trim)

That maw......There is nothing elegant about this. I hate to say it, but Lexus did it better. SO MUCH BETTER.

5-Hyundai Kona

Remember when the Cherokee came back, and it had that stupid DRL mounted above the actual headlights disaster. It was thankfully fixed in it’s facelift, but I guess Hyundai decided to have a crack at it. They didn’t do much better, they did worse.

4-Chevy Silverado HD

Take me home, country roads, to the place, where this doesn’t exist....

3-Chevy Blazer

This is what happens when you let Michael Bay design an SUV...

2-GT-R50

WTF is this??

1- I had to search hard because at this point I couldn’t find anything else. So I picked two random supercars. Here’s the...

Mazzanti Evantra Millecavalli

And the...

Ferrari 599 GTZ Nibbio Zagato

There ya go.

Ssfancyfresh > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 11:51

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I’m with you on the Urus, Camaro, and whatever that Mazzanti thing is. I’m lukewarm on the Kona and the 599.

I saw a Urus in the wild recently while I was dropping my kid off at preschool. My immediate reaction was “Uggghh.” It just came out, I couldn’t control it.

Maxima Speed > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 11:52

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The only one I disagree with is the Hyundai Kona. It has a quirkiness that speaks to me in a similar manner to how the Juke  appeals to me.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 11:54

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I think the Kona is the least bad on this entire list  

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 12/12/2018 at 11:56

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That’s why this list is “... in no particular order”. That said, I agree.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 11:57

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If the Urus didn’t have donk rims, maybe it’d be a little more passab-

No. Not conceding defeat to crossovers.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 12:00

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I like the GT-R50

KnowsAboutCars > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 12:02

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Hasn’t the 599 been discontinued years ago ?

While I’m not the biggest fan of the GT-R50 rear end I wouldn’t put it on this list. I also kinda like the Kona’s looks.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 12:07

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yup..yupp...yupppp..

Agree on everything except the Kona, i kind a like its quirky looks especially in orange or Lime green

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 12:10

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If the new Corolla didn't look do good it would be a reasonable hatch choice. 

InFierority Complex > KnowsAboutCars 12/12/2018 at 12:10

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The car was built in 2007 but Zagato was only commissioned to do the restyling this year, I think.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 12/12/2018 at 12:21

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The worst thing about the Urus is that it was one of the first cars you get for free in FH4, and my kid loved it. he chose it because it said Lamborghini. For awhile when some one asked him what his favorite car is Urus was the answer. His love for it did fade once he got an LM002.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Maxima Speed 12/12/2018 at 12:24

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Then where the fuck were all of u when I said I kinda liked the Kona lmao

KnowsAboutCars > InFierority Complex 12/12/2018 at 12:27

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That came to my mind. I thought there already was a 599 Zagato but I guess I mixed up the 575 GTZ Zagato and 599.

MoCamino > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 12:33

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I would actually like the 599 if it wasn’t for that ginormous fishmouth. 

interstate366, now In The Industry > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 12:34

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wHeRe'S tHe CiViC tYpE r

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 12:38

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Zagato designs some stunning work, but that style does not belong on a Ferrari.  Maybe an Aston.

Captain of the Enterprise > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 12:40

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The Camaro was definitely a step back

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 13:01

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The Avalon is channeling Sally Brown:

Mercedes Streeter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 13:02

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Oooh interesting list.

To me the Ferrari 599 was never a good looking car, that grille doesn’t help.

That’s a shame about the Avalon, I really love the car aside from that mouth. Look at that wine red!

Oh...wait...that BMW grille is on a production vehicle??? I thought that was just some silly concept!

Maxima Speed > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 12/12/2018 at 13:08

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Oof uhhhhh I think I saw the post by was in class so I couldn’t comment. Then I forgot lol

Jayhawk Jake > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 13:10

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I think the Kona looks good in person. 

TheRevanchist > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 13:42

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I would like to nominate all the cars that are in that flat grey colo r.

citrus > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 14:59

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Th e only thing I disagree with is the lack of a buff er image

Future Heap Owner > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 15:09

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I’m gonna be that guy for the GT-R50. I like it. I like how it looks like a brick. I even like the carducken front.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 15:30

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The Blazer looks the least “What the fuck” of this list.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 12/12/2018 at 17:12

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Clearly the Mitsubishi Eclipse Cross has been successful then...